If this don't sum up the nonsense in Mess-O-Potamia, I dunno what does...
Chris Grier, TLASILA galactic liaison
An Iraqi man picks up copies the the new constitution draft from boxes on the edge of a Baghdad, Iraq, garbage dump, Thursday Oct. 6 2005. (AP Photo/Asaad Muhsin)
You can imagine the frustration of Bush administration advisers in Iraq: "Do as we say, guys, not as we do. And, you know, 'treat like garbage' is just a metaphor..."
(Kudos as ever to Wonkette.)