Saturday, November 26, 2005

Parsing the Lard from the Larder, Pt. 1

Crashed to ESPN, awoke on the sofa at 5:15 AM. As I spiralled out of a fantastic reverie, I slowly came to the realization that the sounds which had informed the unusally fecund imagery of my dream had come from a goddamned "Ab Scissor" infomercial...

More as hallucinations warrant,

TS

Happy New Year from the Harz...

Hello Droogs, Happy 2019! I‘m in the Harz region of Germany, enjoying a three-day getaway to cap off an eventful year, one marked by celeb...