Most Pitiable Talking Point in Human History...

From Wonkette:

A Children’s Treasury of Wingnut Responses to Powell Endorsing Obama

My favorite, by a parsec:

"As a white blues guitarist here in NY City I too have seen reversed racism."

And as a Polynesian Shaker earning a Masters in Millinery at ESMOD Rennes, I heartily abjure from concurrence. Oh, the split seams!

Tears Unlikely to Dry...

Repudiation starts here:

First Dipshit of the Day...

Some inbred cunt in Fuckville has suspended a pillowcase from a poplar, and misspelled DURRRRRRR in the process. The News Nine Honeywagon reports!