Besides an IQ either well above 160 or far below 40? A shockingly vile case of herpes? A wee orange sailor blouse and matching tennis skirt? The support of both Hezbollah and NRA border patrol loons? All (or none) of the bewtixt?
How 'bout advance copies of Noon and Eternity?
Street date is October 31. See you then!
As for me, I've off to test drive this bugger in the HQ mobile. (I did. I love.)