Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Slinking into Group-Hug Oblivion...

Under pressure from monstrous peers, I've finally cracked and begun outfitting a To Live and Shave in L.A. page on teen-quim global directory MySpace.

Our info:

http://www.myspace.com/toliveandshaveinla

http://blog.myspace.com/toliveandshaveinla

Gee, uh, let's be friends! Cool!!!

---

Never Too Old to Dump Excessive Pride,

Tom

8 comments:

Sam said...

less than lateral. reconsider immediately! What happened to you man, you used to be so beautiful.
Tom you really have some splaning to do. C'mon, "My Empty Space"? Have the robots finally won? egad$.

ommyth said...

The drones have arrived for me, Sam, so I'll only have time for a line or two... No big deal on this end - I have to market our forthcoming album and tour with a $28 budget, and many of the young fans of TLASILA are ensconsed at MehSplice... I'm covering as many bases as possible... Anyhow, if you venture over there you can download a pair of tracks exclusive to RobotWorld.

Love,

Tom

sylvie's fired scrotum said...

i think you should post on mydeadspace instead. that's where all da really kewl kidz be's at.

cheap marketing? tetley, you cheap ho...

ommyth said...

I'll post there too, sweetie...

Kisses,

TS

sylvie's fired scrotum said...

i must agree with sam.

after visiting more than once that place is one step away from some fux0red reality show.

this is attention whoring at its worst.

i can see how it's addictive to the tweeners, basement dwellers, and walking toxic waste dumps.

posting PI on any site is nuthin' but trouble...

c2

ps - hi, sam!

ommyth said...

Old folks need their rotary phones, 'tis true...

I, on the other flipper, refuse not to exploit technology, however teen-centric and post-Friendster-ish it may appear.

Lamb's Bread,

Fluff Dept. Actuaries

Harper said...

SELL OUT!

ommyth said...

LUDDITE!@! WHY SO AFRAID OF CHANGE?@? LOVINGLY STROKING YOUR ROTARY PHONE?@? YOUR KNEE-JERK REACTION TO A NON-ISSUE IS INDICATIVE OF DEEP-SEATED SELF-LOATHING!@! OR, NO SURFEIT OF LEISURE TIME!@! I WILL BE HEARD OVER THE DIN OF STASIS!@!

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