I Prayed to Jesus Christ for a Movie I Could Show My Kids...

And did that martyred motherfucker ever deliver!

Screengrabs from Noboru Iguchi's gloriously insalubrious 2008 neo-pinku:



It's way too heavy on the CGI, shot directly to hi-def vid, and cuts more corners than a Republican ethics commission, but it serves its sapid slop in silo-loads. A winner!





























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Thank you, Lord...

xox