Not So Fast There, Doritos Boy...

Finally, a reason to permanently stay the fuck away from the chips, the fatty meats, all Dolly Madison products, pork rinds, Slim-Jims, the colas, the white breads, and the (non-vodka) booze...

Read here (or scan the original abstract here) and weep copious, cholesterol-free tears.

TS, at the salad bar (i.e., my desk...)



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