Heiligabend...

Hello Everyone,

It's Christmas Eve in Deutschland, known here as "Heiligabend," or "holy night." We're drinking wine, readying a film for our peepers, and chilling the vodka for tomorrow's hellride. Jesus will extract a baby brontosaur from Sarah Palin's bunghole, then ride the lil' bugger through Hannover's red-light district, bringing lapsed joy to the preternaturally besotted.

Back-dated posts to follow, fellow heathens.

TS