Good morning, many of Earth's people! It's now October 21, 2013. Today, Karl Schmidt Verlag celebrates its FIFTH YEAR ANNIVERSARY. Five years of convulsing staid avant-garde (etc.) norms. Five years of turning dull CDRs into black box recorders documenting our collective disgust, shared compulsions, and aberrant delights. Five years without pandering to anyone (save Deutsche Post and our printer). Needless to say, thank you, esteemed freaks, for your support.